An unemployed man, no food in his house. After a long day searching for a job he comes home to find his wife sliding down the banister. ...

Why Trump's mirror is full of holes? Because he tried to shoot himself more than  once.

How does a man and a woman think

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding half a worm. 

A man killed his wife after having sex with her

A man asks another: "if it rains with pussies what you gonna do?" "I will walk on my dick" The other answers.